Hey all I'm brand new to the site and am looking for a legit live-in houseboy in Buena Park Chicago.  I'm not looking for an escort or sex toy, but rather someone to help me with cooking, cleaning, and taking care of my place and dogs.  I'm pretty open as to the terms of employment, but everything has to be above board and will include credit and background checks.  Send me a message and we can discuss the details. 

Hey MDB!

First off, your house is absolutely gorgeous! I dream to own something like that some day. I'd totally message, but I can't yet afford the membership fee. Would you specify? You don't want a sex toy, but sex will be involved?