Are there any hot couples looking for a young, good-looking guy to take care of their house during the summer? I'm starting grad school this fall, so I'd like a temporary position for the next couple of months. You can look at my profile if you're interested. I'm loyal and hardworking and sexually voracious. Ideally, I would like to stay with someone who is less than a day's drive from the NYC area, but if I really like you, I can travel farther. I'll send pics if you're interested.

We are interested.