I'm a potential houseboy, and it's seems so many employers are only on here for the fantasy of having a houseboy. It's gotten to the point of me already having my items packed ready to go for them be like Lucy pulling the football from under Charile Brown.

Seriously looking for the right one here

Yup, some of us are legitimately quite serious.  You just have to explore more profiles and (as you can see) start a topic in the forums. :) 

 

Not only serious, but knowledgeable about what a real houseboy is presenting. It's usually someone who can't find something else to do, and that's the primary problem why no one has hired them or taken them on.